It is just a tiny bit R rated but I saw this photo with the caption: Man's Dilemma.
Does this photo capture the true spirit of man's dilemma? If so, what is the equally profound woman's dilemma?
And to think all along I thought man's dilemma was: Oh ____ _____, what shall I do if she never stops talking.
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TOO funny!
I especially like the add on signs...
One Way
And
No parking
I'm not sure what the equivalent would be... But that's definitely photoworthy and not at all r rated!
It might me Use Him or Lose Him.
I think I've been to Bangher. Incidentally.
My current dilemma. Fruit or cake? I'm going to go with cake. So not really a man's dilemma at all.
Hilarious! I'm so behind on your blog...I haven't had time to read any since having the baby last month. I'm hoping to catch up today and this was a great start to my morning!
nope. earplugs solve that one...not that i would know. smiles.
Great image. I wonder how often those two signs are stolen. Even the "no parking" sign fits well with the debate.
That's the man's delemma when hes young, but most of us grow up, and get fresh ones: salt-free bacon or just hang yourself.
Excellent! I agree with Secretia's suggestion - Usehim or Losehim - but it could also perhaps be as simple as, Banghim or Leevim?
Hmmm a woman's equivalent???
well now great I am completely wihtout a comebck dagnabbit it is not gonna be a good day
Reminds me of the t-shirt with Liquor in Front, Poker in Rear (for a bar or some such establishment).
heh.
Everything about that post is hilarious.
The woman's dilemma? Let's see?
Where to hide the body?
Life insurance or alimony?
Love Colleen's take! Great photo. You know that's what men are thinking too.
Oh that is excellent! :o)
OMG, that's....HYSTERICAL!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!
I think men have a lot of dilemma's! Women: "Should I get those shoes in black or red......both? Why not?!". :)
That's hysterical. Wonder how many people have tried to steal that sign....
That is halarious...
LOL!
Best street signs ever.
Essentially, the dilemma you proposed is a multiple choice question answered by the dilemma in the photo.
Women's only dilemma is Chocolate or Sex.
Hilarious!
I love that you share all these awesome finds with us! Those are so funny!!
That is brilliant!
I'm thinking that a lot of men (not me of course) would not consider this a dilemma...but rather a sequence of events. :)
Love it!
Woman's dilemma: Red or White?
first of all.......LOVE the sign!
(sadly...so true...)
Woman's equivalent?
I would say....
SATC v. Married w children! LOL
I think this just about sums it up!
Love it! Apparently their dilemmas just go on and on and on because I read somewhere this morning (Twitter maybe?)that it's ironic men think Barbie has the ideal body considering the fact that she doesn't have a vagina.
Women's dilemma isn't chocolate or sex. There's now dilemma at all...You KNOW the chocolate's gonna' be good. You can't always be sure about the sex!
OMG this is hilarious!!
Yep, that's about as deep as most of them go!
I just LOVE how your mind works!!!
I once read somewhere that "Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about ten inches too high."
I think that might be the core of woman's dilemma. :-)
Oh my goodness! That's so stinkin funny! :)
No way! Is this for real? LLOL
LOL!
And I think Colleen hit the nail on the head :-)
I still live by the words of Ally Sheedy and Mare Winningham...
"Men, you can't live with them...you can't shoot 'em."
Woman's dilemma is more like, the shoes or the purse? Oh, screw it... I'll take both!
Thanks for the chuckle.
That is so funny.
I think some guys will do both...bangher then leever.
My husband told me that they named streets after me as well:
ONE WAY!!
I don't see a problem with that at all.
My take on the woman's dilemma would be:
I'm done trying to help him. Let the high cholesterol kill him
or
If he blows his nose at the dinner table one more time, I'll PERSONALLY order the hit.
(Gee...I guess these are kinda long for street signs, ya think?!)
Loving the No Parking sign underneath w/the icon of the broom...for the poor city-paid schmuck who has to clean up the emotional wreckage left behind once the decision's made...
Ha, thats classic. Usually we walk down Bangher ave at night and then try to sneak down leever st in the morning.
haha, funny
That was funny! I always say that men have two heads but can only think with one at a time. That is why they get stuck in these kinds of dilemas.
Hahaha! I love it.
A woman's dilemma? What are you talking about, we don't have dilemmas! We always know exactly what we want! LOL ;o)
I was going to comment, but now I am off for a tissue, to clean up the coffee I just spit on my computer screen and keyboard. I love you, this is fabulous dahling!
I think the most important question for us women, is ready, ready,
Does he pick his own underwear up out of the floor?
Love the two signs in juxtaposition. So funny. I can't beat that one.
Mary
LOL this is kind of awesome! The women's dilemma...at least for 20-something women is finding a man who is READY for commitment! I actually wrote about a man's dilemma on my blog today: Dudes who want to date the female version of themselves! It doesn't exist, dude!
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*snort* that is just too funny!
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Wow. I could rant about this topic for hours.
LMAO, literally. That is freaking funny. Your quote too.
I'm going with Eva Gallant - sex or chocolate.
Woman's dilemma - Oh I don't know:
suffer silently or bitch and moan - wait a minute that sounds terrible!!!!!
MWHAHAHA LOVES IT.
Legendary spot.
*Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary*
Hilarious. IS there a Family and Work intersection? Or a Family and Self? :)
LMAO! Totally reminds me of these two towns in PA, one's called Intercourse and the next town over is Pleasure. What makes this even funnier is that they are both located in the Amish country!
Life offers man many dilemmas...it is up to him to use his skills to deduce the best way to proceed and deal with the consequences.
Or he might end up at the corner of Alimony Dr. and Nursery Rd.
HA!!! As blinded by newlywedded bliss as I am, this is still hilarious. I am with you on the last bit. Actually I think my husband has perfected the art of tuning me out.
I dare say there are a lot of wrecks at this intersection, literally and figuratively.
Well my current dilemma is at the corner of ...
Catlady and Settle.
LOL!
Thanks for stopping by the old blog. I am going for the wine tonight for sure!
Sometimes I feel like I'm on the corner of Slapim Ave. and Pissimoff Street. Not always, but sometimes.
Wherever is that sign. I laughed out loud.
Woman's Dilemma...
'Leavim' and/or 'Killim'.
Catlady or Settle. That was awesome, because it's true. *ahem*
Thanks for dropping by my blog. Happy to give you your morning laugh.
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That was some county/hwy adminstration's idea of a good joke. Sort of like the Town "Intercourse" (Of which I own the snowglobe "I love Intercourse")
I like JJ's comment above.
Hahaha! I'm with J.J.
Woman's dilemma is leave 'em or kill 'em?
Okay, this is way too hilarious.
That definitely has man written all over it!!
Funny! The woman's dilemma is something to think about.
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I vote for Gman's suggestion for the woman's dilemma: red or white
Thanks for the chuckle today.
Shelly at Tropical Mum
Since the beginning of time, this was always man's dilemma. Thanks for the laugh!
Hilarious!
Woman's dilemma: How can I have it all?
LMAO! I needed that. Women's dilemma? My needs? Or theirs? It's constant for me....there are not enough hours in the day. Do I do something for me right now, or focus on my tot/husband?
That is so funny
Haha that is too funny!
I love your blog! Thanks so much for popping over to THIRTY.
I would say women are standing at an equally challenging crossroads;
LUVHIM LANE & LEAVHIM ROAD
or maybe
TIFFANY ST & FOREVER AVE...?
So incredibly funny!!!
AHAHAHA! That is priceless!! :)
Woman's dilemma would be two streets called "Revenge" and "Banghisfriend" but those are a little clumsy...
My two streets would be called "Putlaxativeinhiscoffee" and "goodriddance". :)
That was my LOL for the day! Thanks!
I just want to know if that is a for realz intersersection. LOL
This is great. I think only you would find this and post it on your blog.
I thought man's dilemma was sort of solved with ipod...and women's with Master Card...no???
Where do you find this shiz??
Hahahaha! I think I've been down 'Bangim' and Leevim' streets.
Well no wonder man has this dilemma. He's on a one way street and he can't stop to park!
Love it!
I love this photo! We've all been there, right? The comparable woman's dilemma? I think it would be Dine Out or Room Service.
Doesn't sound like a dilemma at all; it's just a matter of putting things in order. A dilemma is something you can get caught on the horns of. Which is a whole 'nother problem.
Where oh Where did you find this!!
My husband and I cannot stop laughing! LOVE it :)
xoxo Laura
HA! That is great. Hope you have a great weekend! New Friday Follower :-)
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Haha! That's great. Reminds me of the an intersection where I live. Smallwood turns into Johnson.
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men. hmmmph!
Heheheeeehh!!! That is too funny. It really is man's great ponderance. If only life were so easy for us!
So funny to think how our minds are in the gutter (or at the very least, we are cynical and sarcastic) and the city planners had no idea.
(Or did they...?)
Ha! Love how those streets coincide-I'm a new Friday Follower and I'm very excited to meet you! I look forward to your posts and hope you have a fabulous weekend
Yes, too funny. Thanks for stopping by. Happy FF!
I guess you could always do both? And that's the problem with men most of the time?! LOL
Reminds me of the one about the gay Irish guys: Ben Dover and Philip McCavity.....
:)
This street corner could be no more perfect. Good place for some hooker action perhaps?!! Great post Jenny x
Seriously. I think this sums things up perfectly!
Pretty Much!
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