Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Man's dilemma

It is just a tiny bit R rated but I saw this photo with the caption: Man's Dilemma.


  

Does this photo capture the true spirit of man's dilemma? If so, what is the equally profound woman's dilemma

And to think all along I thought man's dilemma was: Oh ____ _____, what shall I do if she never stops talking.

108 comments:

Jules said...

TOO funny!

A Year on the Grill said...

I especially like the add on signs...

One Way

And

No parking

Ellie said...

I'm not sure what the equivalent would be... But that's definitely photoworthy and not at all r rated!

Secretia said...

It might me Use Him or Lose Him.

mo.stoneskin said...

I think I've been to Bangher. Incidentally.

My current dilemma. Fruit or cake? I'm going to go with cake. So not really a man's dilemma at all.

Jenn@the loves of jenn said...

Hilarious! I'm so behind on your blog...I haven't had time to read any since having the baby last month. I'm hoping to catch up today and this was a great start to my morning!

Brian Miller said...

nope. earplugs solve that one...not that i would know. smiles.

Slamdunk said...

Great image. I wonder how often those two signs are stolen. Even the "no parking" sign fits well with the debate.

Will Burke said...

That's the man's delemma when hes young, but most of us grow up, and get fresh ones: salt-free bacon or just hang yourself.

af1blog said...

Excellent! I agree with Secretia's suggestion - Usehim or Losehim - but it could also perhaps be as simple as, Banghim or Leevim?

singedwingangel said...

Hmmm a woman's equivalent???
well now great I am completely wihtout a comebck dagnabbit it is not gonna be a good day

MommaKiss said...

Reminds me of the t-shirt with Liquor in Front, Poker in Rear (for a bar or some such establishment).

heh.

Colleen said...

Everything about that post is hilarious.

The woman's dilemma? Let's see?

Where to hide the body?

Life insurance or alimony?

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Love Colleen's take! Great photo. You know that's what men are thinking too.

CambridgeLady said...

Oh that is excellent! :o)

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

OMG, that's....HYSTERICAL!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!

Mighty M said...

I think men have a lot of dilemma's! Women: "Should I get those shoes in black or red......both? Why not?!". :)

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That's hysterical. Wonder how many people have tried to steal that sign....

Stephanie Hartman said...

That is halarious...

Jen said...

LOL!

Best street signs ever.

Ed said...

Essentially, the dilemma you proposed is a multiple choice question answered by the dilemma in the photo.

Women's only dilemma is Chocolate or Sex.

The Boob Nazi said...

Hilarious!

Kelly Marie said...

I love that you share all these awesome finds with us! Those are so funny!!

Rebekah said...

That is brilliant!

DL Hammons said...

I'm thinking that a lot of men (not me of course) would not consider this a dilemma...but rather a sequence of events. :)

The Gman said...

Love it!

Woman's dilemma: Red or White?

Tami G said...

first of all.......LOVE the sign!
(sadly...so true...)

Woman's equivalent?
I would say....
SATC v. Married w children! LOL

Bossy Betty said...

I think this just about sums it up!

Leiah said...

Love it! Apparently their dilemmas just go on and on and on because I read somewhere this morning (Twitter maybe?)that it's ironic men think Barbie has the ideal body considering the fact that she doesn't have a vagina.

Kristina P. said...

Love.

Eva Gallant said...

Women's dilemma isn't chocolate or sex. There's now dilemma at all...You KNOW the chocolate's gonna' be good. You can't always be sure about the sex!

Michael Rivers said...

OMG this is hilarious!!

Scrappy Girl said...

Yep, that's about as deep as most of them go!

Linda said...

I just LOVE how your mind works!!!

Jeney Peney said...

I once read somewhere that "Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about ten inches too high."

I think that might be the core of woman's dilemma. :-)

Nick, Ali and Kendall said...

Oh my goodness! That's so stinkin funny! :)

mama-face said...

No way! Is this for real? LLOL

AnnQ said...

LOL!

And I think Colleen hit the nail on the head :-)

Mommy Lisa said...

I still live by the words of Ally Sheedy and Mare Winningham...

"Men, you can't live with them...you can't shoot 'em."

foxy said...

Woman's dilemma is more like, the shoes or the purse? Oh, screw it... I'll take both!

Herding Cats said...

Hilarious!

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Busy Bee Suz said...

That is so funny.
I think some guys will do both...bangher then leever.

My husband told me that they named streets after me as well:
ONE WAY!!
I don't see a problem with that at all.

kathryn said...

My take on the woman's dilemma would be:

I'm done trying to help him. Let the high cholesterol kill him
or
If he blows his nose at the dinner table one more time, I'll PERSONALLY order the hit.

(Gee...I guess these are kinda long for street signs, ya think?!)

Loving the No Parking sign underneath w/the icon of the broom...for the poor city-paid schmuck who has to clean up the emotional wreckage left behind once the decision's made...

Christopher said...

Ha, thats classic. Usually we walk down Bangher ave at night and then try to sneak down leever st in the morning.

Ashley Stone said...

haha, funny

Mercy said...

That was funny! I always say that men have two heads but can only think with one at a time. That is why they get stuck in these kinds of dilemas.

Grand Pooba said...

Hahaha! I love it.

A woman's dilemma? What are you talking about, we don't have dilemmas! We always know exactly what we want! LOL ;o)

Bumpkin on a Swing said...

I was going to comment, but now I am off for a tissue, to clean up the coffee I just spit on my computer screen and keyboard. I love you, this is fabulous dahling!
I think the most important question for us women, is ready, ready,
Does he pick his own underwear up out of the floor?

Writing Without Periods! said...

Love the two signs in juxtaposition. So funny. I can't beat that one.
Mary

Ellen said...

LOL this is kind of awesome! The women's dilemma...at least for 20-something women is finding a man who is READY for commitment! I actually wrote about a man's dilemma on my blog today: Dudes who want to date the female version of themselves! It doesn't exist, dude!

http://www.firednfabulous.blogspot.com/

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

*snort* that is just too funny!
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Krëg said...

Wow. I could rant about this topic for hours.

Midday Escapades said...

LMAO, literally. That is freaking funny. Your quote too.

I'm going with Eva Gallant - sex or chocolate.

carma said...

Woman's dilemma - Oh I don't know:

suffer silently or bitch and moan - wait a minute that sounds terrible!!!!!

Lauren said...

MWHAHAHA LOVES IT.

Plentymorefishoutofwater said...

Legendary spot.
*Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary*

Tiffany said...

Hilarious. IS there a Family and Work intersection? Or a Family and Self? :)

Emily said...

LMAO! Totally reminds me of these two towns in PA, one's called Intercourse and the next town over is Pleasure. What makes this even funnier is that they are both located in the Amish country!

Pricilla said...

Life offers man many dilemmas...it is up to him to use his skills to deduce the best way to proceed and deal with the consequences.

Or he might end up at the corner of Alimony Dr. and Nursery Rd.

Salt said...

HA!!! As blinded by newlywedded bliss as I am, this is still hilarious. I am with you on the last bit. Actually I think my husband has perfected the art of tuning me out.

Taylor-Made Wife said...

hilarious.

Simply Suthern said...

I dare say there are a lot of wrecks at this intersection, literally and figuratively.

B.o.B. said...

Well my current dilemma is at the corner of ...

Catlady and Settle.

LOL!

Thanks for stopping by the old blog. I am going for the wine tonight for sure!

Unknown Mami said...

Sometimes I feel like I'm on the corner of Slapim Ave. and Pissimoff Street. Not always, but sometimes.

Holly said...

Wherever is that sign. I laughed out loud.

J.J. said...

Woman's Dilemma...

'Leavim' and/or 'Killim'.

Em Static said...

Catlady or Settle. That was awesome, because it's true. *ahem*

Thanks for dropping by my blog. Happy to give you your morning laugh.

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vinomom said...

That was some county/hwy adminstration's idea of a good joke. Sort of like the Town "Intercourse" (Of which I own the snowglobe "I love Intercourse")

I like JJ's comment above.

HalfAsstic.com said...

Hahaha! I'm with J.J.
Woman's dilemma is leave 'em or kill 'em?

Frugal Vicki said...

Okay, this is way too hilarious.

shortmama said...

That definitely has man written all over it!!

Red Velvet Confections said...

Funny! The woman's dilemma is something to think about.

MrsDixon said...

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ShellyInOz said...

I vote for Gman's suggestion for the woman's dilemma: red or white

Thanks for the chuckle today.

Shelly at Tropical Mum

Heather Taylor said...

Since the beginning of time, this was always man's dilemma. Thanks for the laugh!

LadyFi said...

Hilarious!

Woman's dilemma: How can I have it all?

SmartBear said...

LMAO! I needed that. Women's dilemma? My needs? Or theirs? It's constant for me....there are not enough hours in the day. Do I do something for me right now, or focus on my tot/husband?

mandatorybloghere said...

That is so funny

Audrey Allure said...

Haha that is too funny!

Suzanne Westover said...

I love your blog! Thanks so much for popping over to THIRTY.

I would say women are standing at an equally challenging crossroads;

LUVHIM LANE & LEAVHIM ROAD
or maybe

TIFFANY ST & FOREVER AVE...?

My name is PJ. said...

So incredibly funny!!!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

AHAHAHA! That is priceless!! :)

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Woman's dilemma would be two streets called "Revenge" and "Banghisfriend" but those are a little clumsy...

My two streets would be called "Putlaxativeinhiscoffee" and "goodriddance". :)

sharonheg said...

That was my LOL for the day! Thanks!

Erin said...

I just want to know if that is a for realz intersersection. LOL

Corrie Howe said...

This is great. I think only you would find this and post it on your blog.

Alyssa said...

I thought man's dilemma was sort of solved with ipod...and women's with Master Card...no???

Kristin said...

Where do you find this shiz??

Karls said...

Hahahaha! I think I've been down 'Bangim' and Leevim' streets.

Matty said...

Well no wonder man has this dilemma. He's on a one way street and he can't stop to park!

Ms. Salti said...

Love it!

Tgoette said...

I love this photo! We've all been there, right? The comparable woman's dilemma? I think it would be Dine Out or Room Service.

Murr Brewster said...

Doesn't sound like a dilemma at all; it's just a matter of putting things in order. A dilemma is something you can get caught on the horns of. Which is a whole 'nother problem.

Laura Trevey said...

Where oh Where did you find this!!
My husband and I cannot stop laughing! LOVE it :)


xoxo Laura

Andrea said...

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Jessica said...

Haha! That's great. Reminds me of the an intersection where I live. Smallwood turns into Johnson.

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meredith said...

men. hmmmph!

Kato said...

Heheheeeehh!!! That is too funny. It really is man's great ponderance. If only life were so easy for us!

Vivienne said...

So funny to think how our minds are in the gutter (or at the very least, we are cynical and sarcastic) and the city planners had no idea.

(Or did they...?)

Coo Coo Courtney said...

Ha! Love how those streets coincide-I'm a new Friday Follower and I'm very excited to meet you! I look forward to your posts and hope you have a fabulous weekend

Khrys { Mom of 3 Dolls } said...

Yes, too funny. Thanks for stopping by. Happy FF!

The Absence of Alternatives said...

I guess you could always do both? And that's the problem with men most of the time?! LOL

♥ Braja said...

Reminds me of the one about the gay Irish guys: Ben Dover and Philip McCavity.....

:)

Dumbwit Tellher said...

This street corner could be no more perfect. Good place for some hooker action perhaps?!! Great post Jenny x

Life with Kaishon said...

Seriously. I think this sums things up perfectly!

Mandeek @ 4 Quarters of Me said...

Pretty Much!