Gentlemen, no one is going to call you MaryLou and hand you a tutu for eating a cupcake, but just in case you felt too prissy with your vanilla cupcake with sprinkles, here is some good news. In one of my favorite cities, NYC, Butch Bakery has turned bonne bouche with pretty pink sugar crystals into something meatier.
Literally. Butch Bakery is now doing a rotation of manly confections like The Rum & Coke, The Jackhammer and The Beer Run. And each is topped with a chocolately ensemble of manly colors.
Here is my thought on a means to get a man interested in cupcakes: Disrobe and place a cupcake in your outstretched palm.
But if that measure is too extreme, maybe he can simply drink a beer or a Rum & Coke to satisfy the need for the flavor of beer or Rum & Coke. And if you wanted something that tasted like bacon, could you just cook some bacon?
If that seems too easy, please give the mancakes a try. Maybe they are delicious even without the pink sprinkles. And the next time I am in NYC, we might pop by to see if they also have beefcakes on the menu. I kid. I really dig the chocolate with sprinkles as well as Happiness and Sugar Smiles.