Incontinence Couture

Let me start by taking the seat furthest away from the mockery section as possible.

Depends makes the "adult absorption brief" which is apparently very, very different from a diaper. How is it different, the jury is out but the company assures it clients the products have no similarities. Hmmm.

However, people have a variety of medical issues, at a variety of ages. And I respect that people need certain items to live a simpler and more pleasant life.

Therefore, you have got to love that Depends says, not only will we make the product, we will sashay them right down that catwalk, baby.

Here, some Chinese women model the new diapers for active seniors, at a park in Beijing a few weeks ago.

If the worry of bladder control has you down, Depends wants you to shrug that bad attitude. Of course, you wouldn't wear yours over your pants but just add your oversized sunglasses and your Jimmy Choo's, and you wear your head high.

But I am not positive this is what Helen Gurley Brown had in mind when she said black goes with everthing.