Monday, December 20, 2010

It is innate to males all things that go fast are a turn on.


There is a crocodile farm in Golan Heights which sits below an airspace used to train Israeli Air Force Pilots. In this air space, Israeli planes frequently break the sound barrier. While it might be hard on the ear, apparently, it is also a sexual charge. For the crocodiles.

Approximately 100 crocodiles live on this farm and the frequent sonic booms heard overheard have stimulated the male crocodiles. These males have initiated their mating calls months earlier than the typical spring ritual. Apparently, it is innate to males that all things that go fast are a turn on.

A man working on the farm believes the male crocodiles believe the sounds are males encroaching on their domain. Apparently, it is also innate that some males are up for a good fight. Especially when it involves females. 

So while the male crocs are busy getting bowed up for love and other shenanigans, it has been reported there has yet to be an increase in actual sexual activity in the group. Proving once again that just because males ask for it, does not mean they are going to get it. 

21 comments:

Ed said...

Ah yes. The cold hard truth.(pun intended)

Women just want peace & quiet.

Guys want a piece, and THEN we'll be quiet.

The Boob Nazi said...

All I can say about this is W.T.F.

the walking man said...

"Proving once again that just because males ask for it, does not mean they are going to get it."

Ha what will we do when all we ask for is the sound of speed? Oh yeah we already have that...OK help me out here guys I got nothing.

Eva Gallant said...

Oh, lord, hilarious!

Jules said...

That makes me feel a little sad for the male crocs....

Simply Suthern said...

Maybe, Just Maybe they are just riled up because the females are Bee-otching about wanting to move to a quiter neighborhood.

Pricilla said...

Just because THEY are ready....

Bouncin' Barb said...

Excellent ending! Love it.

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

LOL ;)

KittyCat said...

Ha ha ha, you said shenanigans!

Too funny. LOVE that word.

Super troopers.

: )

sweethomeamy said...

Hilarious. And so true!

xoxox
Amy

JadeLD said...

Haha so funny, but not really surprising!

Hope you are having a lovely Decemeber.
Jade

Mr.Clive said...

ooooh
interesting
what about women?

Intense Guy said...

They farm crocodiles?

I didn't know that.

Poor horny crocodiles... I guess they will be made into shoes or something.

SmartBear said...

It's probably the way they "ask" for it. You know...grab their croc hineys and snort "wanna get it on?" The women are probably all "are you serious? My ears are killing me from that damn boom that keeps going on in the sky!"
Best,
Tina

Trick/Pony said...

Horny crocodiles? You've written about it on the internet so it's gotta be true right?!

New blogger just saying hi.

Slamdunk said...

Reminds me of... of... well, nothing. Perhaps I should reflect some.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Just as I figured. Females makes all the important decisions. ; )

DaisyGal said...

LOL..there are no words..that was hilarious!!!! and sooooo true. :)

Postman said...

Oh, so you're saying we should throw some flowers, chocolates and diamonds to the female crocodiles and try to get THEM turned on as well?

Maria said...

Sweet Jeebus! They farm crocodiles?!? And more importantly, those female crocs are bad asses. Apparently, no means no, regardless of species!