A gardener and grandfather in England made a startling discovery this weekend. While digging in his vegetable patch, he found this:
Wait a minute, have you been secretly ingesting some performance enhancing drugs, Mr. Carrot? Oh you would never do that? You are not the A-Rod of the root vegetable family?
The man ran into his house and showed his three grandchildren. He decided to have a contest in which they had to guess what this carrot resembled.
Wait, I want to be in that contest. I guess: Brock Lesnar. No? Then what about Lou Ferrigno? Wrong again? Just kidding sir. I knew all along it was Snookie from Jersey Shore.
Wait. What? Your grandkids won because each of them made the correct guess? Oh, they said Buzz Lightyear? Alright. Considering that I have seen Buzz Lightyear more in the past year than in three previous decades, I should have made that connection. (But I am still giving Snookie as my final answer.)
PS: No real New Jerseyans were hurt OR taken advantage of in the making of this vegetable.