tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post8314137610336391509..comments2023-10-16T09:53:35.303-04:00Comments on Lets have a cocktail...: That's unfortunateJennyMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14594526663480442855noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-40072409954314315262011-01-11T13:56:44.184-05:002011-01-11T13:56:44.184-05:00i.love.this!i.love.this!Baileynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-22171864817796856402011-01-11T03:33:57.707-05:002011-01-11T03:33:57.707-05:00"not out of a needle in my arm" That cr..."not out of a needle in my arm" That cracked me up! it's almost 4am and I am barely staying awake at work, so thanks for the laugh!Catyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13203872150946002183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-14452707874891849422011-01-10T15:28:35.166-05:002011-01-10T15:28:35.166-05:00Ha! I usually add something nonsense when I accide...Ha! I usually add something nonsense when I accidentally say God! or Jesus! Love yours. I'll have to remember that one.Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10093070141976635997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-7941989454574847872011-01-09T23:41:22.962-05:002011-01-09T23:41:22.962-05:00I think 'unfortunate' is truly a southern ...I think 'unfortunate' is truly a southern expression. We mean a LOT of things when we say that - yet it still sounds polite to the untrained ear. It's hands down one of my favorite expressions, and I'm pretty sure my British hubby or half the people in Singapore don't get it, yay!<br /><br />Oh, and I'm totally stealing 'that's interesting' - love it!Daltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15951838102586992431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-76735958493565958872011-01-08T01:04:08.665-05:002011-01-08T01:04:08.665-05:00JESUS.... Loves Me. I am still laughing. That is...JESUS.... Loves Me. I am still laughing. That is HILARIOUS!!! Ms Jenny Mac you crack me up, I loved all of your "unfortunate" tales.Myyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03248342096609316500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-79314382596545445272011-01-07T15:06:46.043-05:002011-01-07T15:06:46.043-05:00I work with a catholic nun who frequently says &qu...I work with a catholic nun who frequently says "You're precious in God's eyes" Those of us who KNOW her understand she's really saying go F yourself! lol She's really a sweetheart!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09569843147080971050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-84423380417404638782011-01-07T11:16:45.248-05:002011-01-07T11:16:45.248-05:00Funny stuff JM.
Anyone instructing me at the hand...Funny stuff JM.<br /><br />Anyone instructing me at the hand dryer in a public restroom will get little more than a laugh--with guys it is surprising enough to see them wash their hands anyway after doing the business.Slamdunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13087161268629251860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-44390627523716991852011-01-06T21:26:15.286-05:002011-01-06T21:26:15.286-05:00I'm a control freak, so the hand dryer lady mi...I'm a control freak, so the hand dryer lady might have been me.<br /><br />(kidding. i only would have said something had you failed to wash your hands in the first place!)<br /><br />Happy New Year!Vivienne @ the V Spothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11423346418730195821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-63783042065347397262011-01-04T21:16:30.030-05:002011-01-04T21:16:30.030-05:00I am forever friggin changed by the post.
Dude....I am forever friggin changed by the post. <br /><br />Dude...I was laughing so hard I woke everyone up. <br /><br />That's unfortunate.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11896061515444647254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-56491212185868022992011-01-04T20:08:52.128-05:002011-01-04T20:08:52.128-05:00omg this is hysterical. I do love the song Erotic ...omg this is hysterical. I do love the song Erotic City but can't imagine a Liza version. LOL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-31920442288348128312011-01-04T19:26:33.721-05:002011-01-04T19:26:33.721-05:00We have those two words in common - not the ones b...We have those two words in common - not the ones beginning with F...but, interesting and unfortunate. I use'em ALL the time, and I've got the tone down!<br /><br />Number 4 is my favorite. I wouldn't cross someone who has a needle in my body either. :)Anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08180243708565855383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-30160382797187366092011-01-04T14:39:41.963-05:002011-01-04T14:39:41.963-05:00I'm going to try that phrase on my family toni...I'm going to try that phrase on my family tonight. They have a lot of whining to do and that's unfortunate.ThatsBaloneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07518203980804301410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-39970535876572469122011-01-04T13:28:28.428-05:002011-01-04T13:28:28.428-05:00Hah! When I use the phrase "that's unfort...Hah! When I use the phrase "that's unfortunate" it's because someone's just told me something horrible (or stupid/ridiculous) and is waiting for an answer. Sometimes you just can't say "I couldn't care less," so "that's unfortunate" has to do.<br /><br />We do have "interesting" in common, though... I think that one makes the rounds in public quite a bit.<br /><br />One other phrase I've adopted is "charming." Used regarding other people's actions that are, generally, anything but (regardless of the humor/charm they find in themselves at that moment). It's my ultimate Southern Lady insult these days.Jennifer Vanderbeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776524959729835580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-60965829304890450922011-01-04T11:31:34.296-05:002011-01-04T11:31:34.296-05:00I think in #1, "Fuck off" would have bee...I think in #1, "Fuck off" would have been entirely appropriate.<br /><br />But #4 made me laugh out loud. You should read my post from Sunday - I hit on this very thing about being careful with the person holding the needle.secret agent womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763879283931347382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-34349028051910225312011-01-04T11:29:13.145-05:002011-01-04T11:29:13.145-05:00That is hilarious that someone scolded your for sa...That is hilarious that someone scolded your for saying Jesus when you got pricked with a needle!<br /><br />My favorite is saying "balls!" No matter what the situation. "Balls!" just sounds right!The Random Blogettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09189747977991245122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-53605860576611756222011-01-04T10:43:32.108-05:002011-01-04T10:43:32.108-05:00Oh I have a potty mouth. But my need to be a smar...Oh I have a potty mouth. But my need to be a smart arse condescending hag outweighs so I will most definitely be using these new nicer terms with the same bitter tone which includes a head cocked to the side tooth sucking "awww". I love it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-23754170564914265222011-01-04T10:05:08.292-05:002011-01-04T10:05:08.292-05:00my favorite ambiguous response when i don't wa...my favorite ambiguous response when i don't want to be truthful is <br />doya think?<br /><br />or <br /><br />yathinkso?<br /><br />ie<br /><br />my daughter says<br /><br />oh that baby is soooo cute.<br /><br /><br />how can i say otherwise?<br /><br />so i say<br /><br />yeah...ya think so?<br /><br />and hope it doesn't get noticed.<br /><br />:)chasityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15719839378230751497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-33404946813225989782011-01-04T09:34:28.206-05:002011-01-04T09:34:28.206-05:00Um, I am pretty sure I would have cursed out the l...Um, I am pretty sure I would have cursed out the lady in the bathroom. The nurse I probably could have endured. Not sure this trick will work for me since I may actually have been a sailor in a past life. ;)B.o.B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09778073562721277426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-20807694231284247272011-01-04T08:22:48.613-05:002011-01-04T08:22:48.613-05:00Down here in Elvisland, we say "My goodness&q...Down here in Elvisland, we say "My goodness" or "Bless your heart". I must admit I do like the latter better than the forms since I can add so much more sarcasm to it. But, alas I do have a mouth like a long shoreman so I am forever looking for replacement words. Now that's unfortunate.Inge'https://www.blogger.com/profile/04314927398557440266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-3819158157939135222011-01-04T05:48:45.723-05:002011-01-04T05:48:45.723-05:00Oh Lordy...Judgement about hand drying in the ladi...Oh Lordy...Judgement about hand drying in the ladies room? I bet she was wearing a scrunchie...<br /><br />Being a teacher, you can very well imagine the copious opportunities to use salty language...rather than dilute my vocabulary with these interesting substitutes, I have taken to biting the insides of my mouth. And that is mighty unfortunate...<br /><br />Thanks for the laugh!Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01869747946511793954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-19970329172379914062011-01-04T04:19:39.533-05:002011-01-04T04:19:39.533-05:00"Not out of my arm with a needle!"...CLA..."Not out of my arm with a needle!"...CLASSIC!!!!<br />...still laughing as I type this!!Possumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13443012403051933632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-49082926636820823532011-01-04T02:34:24.255-05:002011-01-04T02:34:24.255-05:00The last incident about the hole-poking really mad...The last incident about the hole-poking really made me feel encouraged. If I can handle a needle, well then, what minor thing giving birth to a whole baby would be, right? :)ladytruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06033228344935713117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-37332748620557951772011-01-04T00:32:23.891-05:002011-01-04T00:32:23.891-05:00I use "That's unfortunate" a lot. B...I use "That's unfortunate" a lot. But, the F bomb just FEELS better.Little Ms Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00034349274576201531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-86789160646745349882011-01-03T18:46:09.508-05:002011-01-03T18:46:09.508-05:00Ok, first of all, your top commentor there is call...Ok, first of all, your top commentor there is called vegetable assasin. That is just brilliant.<br /><br />But, I digress.<br /><br />I love this post. L-O-V-E it! Laughed right out loud at the whole "unfortunate" potty situation and the landscapers, and the busy body and the hand dryer. Loved it all.<br /><br />And I shall work on my "unfortunate" usage of salty language. Tell me this...is douche on that list? 'Cause I'm just not sure I can give up THAT word.Allyson & Jerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09899323132507414349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-27780552510973316112011-01-03T18:38:08.367-05:002011-01-03T18:38:08.367-05:00I say "Damn it!" on a regular basis. For...I say "Damn it!" on a regular basis. <i>Fortunately</i>, I whisper the 'G' word that goes in front of it. When questioned about it, I reply, "I said Gosh." <br /><br />Yeah, right.J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.com