tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post7650278000582667927..comments2023-10-16T09:53:35.303-04:00Comments on Lets have a cocktail...: Potty MouthJennyMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14594526663480442855noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-10650587257001115012009-08-17T21:17:12.383-04:002009-08-17T21:17:12.383-04:00LMBO!LMBO!Melanie @ Whimsical Creationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00109731889293246835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-84943330785293254702009-08-17T16:37:41.274-04:002009-08-17T16:37:41.274-04:00I'm with ya on the ban on potty talk. I think ...I'm with ya on the ban on potty talk. I think the following subjects should be added to the list:<br /><br />Female monthly "visits"<br />Overly graphic labor/delivery info<br />The particulars of one's latest sexual conquest<br /><br />I think I was born way too late.Kim Lehnhoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02516002280882854450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-16033902621856748402009-08-17T11:57:27.678-04:002009-08-17T11:57:27.678-04:00I frequently made fun of the parental need to disc...I frequently made fun of the parental need to discuss their child's bathroom behavior and patterns.<br /><br />Then I got a puppy and found out that pets do the same thing.<br /><br />Now I get made fun of.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-48113063501594040132009-08-17T00:02:23.975-04:002009-08-17T00:02:23.975-04:00the husband and I were just commenting on how ofte...the husband and I were just commenting on how often we talk about poo... either from the kid or the dog! life changes with parenthood ; )LoveLladrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13978797008813692988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-88687459219716782222009-08-16T16:51:31.566-04:002009-08-16T16:51:31.566-04:00Reason #17 why I don't have any of those kid t...Reason #17 why I don't have any of those kid thingies.<br /><br />Thanks for cruising by my place!Travis Codyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06192526507760146748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-54436521106321909222009-08-16T16:34:08.369-04:002009-08-16T16:34:08.369-04:00Oh honey. I am the sole caretaker of an 87 year o...Oh honey. I am the sole caretaker of an 87 year old lady. My MIL. She is an invalid and has to be put in and out of the wheelchair and bed and have help dressing and, wait for it, be deposited on a bedpan once a day for the ubiquitous poo. Let me just say that there is Miralax in her oatmeal every morning to accomplish this feat. You really don't want to know about the consistency of this byproduct. <br />There has been conversation going in an endless stream from the poop font in the front bedroom. Or living room or kitchen or dining room or where ever she rolls herself to. I cannot escape the poo. For some reason I feel that my readers should not be allowed to either. But, only on occasion, when it's choking out all other thought. <br />There is absolutely no need to apologize to me about anything you feel like saying. (Though it was a bit strange and refreshing.) I will be back.HalfAsstic.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08082110012779351659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-88881098927370679112009-08-15T18:27:51.969-04:002009-08-15T18:27:51.969-04:00After 4 kids, 3 already potty trained, I unfortuna...After 4 kids, 3 already potty trained, I unfortunately start all conversations off with, "So, how is your poop today?" <br /><br />Nah, but it does get discussed more than I would like, but such is the life of motherhood.<br /><br />Oh, and smelling a diaper-zone is totally a mom thing. Great comeback! I'm gonna have to use that next time I get the "you are totally gross and disgusting" look from others.MakingChangeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08174581407180710720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-62707442353661666052009-08-15T16:56:09.424-04:002009-08-15T16:56:09.424-04:00Oh JennyMac, I am sure all parents can agree to th...Oh JennyMac, I am sure all parents can agree to this. Too not only record your child's bowel movements with your husband but also the full staff at the nursery, is not something they tell you about when you sign up. <br /><br />I too am a behind closed door kinda gal. I can not and will not ever let my husband see me sat on the loo (although I do believe when I was in labor I sat down for a pee without thinking and he was in there washing his hands... but I WAS in hour 10 of labor!! My mind was not straight) <br /><br />I can't get it either when couples, go to the bathroom together. One brushes teeth, the other pees... Really? you couldn't wait? <br /><br />I suppose I worry it will ruin the illusion I am a lady. Although I fear my husband has caught on already. :)Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07419457138356078554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-36529241528615514242009-08-15T13:43:10.215-04:002009-08-15T13:43:10.215-04:00My mother feels the need to tell me about her poop...My mother feels the need to tell me about her poop all the time. I don't want to hear about it!!!<br /><br />Yes I talk about my kids poop too, but that's different.Claudya Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17034216831504207496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-70083811641641227722009-08-15T11:21:54.141-04:002009-08-15T11:21:54.141-04:00Thanks for stopping by my blog, oh, over a month a...Thanks for stopping by my blog, oh, over a month ago... yes, I am finally trying to get caught up and visit some new friends! :-0<br /><br />So you went to law school at KU? Well, since I've just moved to KS in the last year, I am still getting to know this terrain and this very arid climate, at least in the summer. This Ohio gal is just not used to these 100+ temps! Ack!<br /><br />In regards to the poo talk -- the old people love to talk poo. Every fricking time I call my 92 year old gramma in OH, she always, and I mean ALWAYS, manages to say something about her poo. It is a standing family joke that gramma loves talking about her poo.<br /><br />So there. Parents may talk about their kid's poo, but it looks like we old age to look forward to, when poo becomes the standard conversation fare. Someone please put a bullet in me when I begin to derive pleasure from talking about my poo!!!!!Girl Tornadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07289862625817473671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-58757791577135786932009-08-15T10:21:16.243-04:002009-08-15T10:21:16.243-04:00Oh boy oh boy oh boy. You're spot on today.
La...Oh boy oh boy oh boy. You're spot on today.<br />Ladies don't talk about their own bathroom visits, or other adults' for that matter.<br />But<br />When it comes to children under the age of 10...poop talk is fodder for nearly every conversation. Food in my house is either "good for your poop" or "bad for your poop"<br />sigh.JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-40880888343756443352009-08-15T06:39:27.332-04:002009-08-15T06:39:27.332-04:00I suppose then this means you don't want to di...I suppose then this means you don't want to discuss poetry either because I always refer to it as shit, "My shit," "So and So's shit"<br /><br /><br />Which by the by sounds better to my ear than saying "I wrote some more poop today"the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-17707415353756546522009-08-15T03:48:51.506-04:002009-08-15T03:48:51.506-04:00When my kids were babies, I didn't go to the l...When my kids were babies, I didn't go to the lav alone for almost 3 years!People Who Know Me Would Say:https://www.blogger.com/profile/04621641188403948733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-30252493221206584762009-08-15T02:07:49.627-04:002009-08-15T02:07:49.627-04:00Two comments...
a kid pooped in the pool on our va...Two comments...<br />a kid pooped in the pool on our vacation...DISGUSTING!<br />WORSE...my son pooped in his bathing suit because he couldn't make it to the potty on our vacation..had to put him in my sun dress that I wore to the pool...hope he isn't scarred for life!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008336128049089410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-60337059532165898962009-08-15T01:57:11.076-04:002009-08-15T01:57:11.076-04:00"I said to them, 'Let that serve as birth..."I said to them, 'Let that serve as birth control for both of you.'" -- now <i>that</i> is priceless.Lawyer Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04487040434589941351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-1353561626678829882009-08-14T23:35:17.353-04:002009-08-14T23:35:17.353-04:00You crack me up! It's funny the things you wi...You crack me up! It's funny the things you will talk about after having kids!<br /><br />But yup adult talk about poo is a little on the don't ask don't tell side ... LOL :)<br /><br />Love the warning :)Alexis AKA MOMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10829562970824293447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-24836650010277449262009-08-14T23:24:59.614-04:002009-08-14T23:24:59.614-04:00ummm.... I got nothing....ummm.... I got nothing....The Savagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13743715158080363222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-443839527520664862009-08-14T22:58:43.363-04:002009-08-14T22:58:43.363-04:00Oh my gosh!!! I am on the back end again of the c...Oh my gosh!!! I am on the back end again of the comments!! I will be #71. I with like bad company that will not go away!!<br /><br />I don't think my hubby or I have ever done a #2 in front of each other. Kinda funny. It is the one private moment that we both take.Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-68634203048853735062009-08-14T22:23:58.257-04:002009-08-14T22:23:58.257-04:00It's scary how much I get where you are coming...It's scary how much I get where you are coming from. With two in the potty training mode, there are times when I think poop is the only conversation going:OCynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00625673916138703709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-37605327642549805812009-08-14T22:23:40.951-04:002009-08-14T22:23:40.951-04:00Yep. I'm a no poop person too. It drives me c...Yep. I'm a no poop person too. It drives me crazy when my husband wants to tell me about the kids' poop. As if I'm not around it enough every freakin' day! Nothing made me happier than the other day when I asked my 5 year old where he was going and he said, "To use the restroom and I need privacy!" That's right, dude!Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04065195610270532889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-50485333058690500252009-08-14T21:58:58.525-04:002009-08-14T21:58:58.525-04:00I used to think I could make a killing marketing a...I used to think I could make a killing marketing a journal to new parents (maybe in the One Step Beyond catalogue - the one with the baby crash helmets?) anyway - it would be called 'Poop Moments' where you could write down all the poop stories you have about your kids. Because you have them (the stories) - lots of them. Especially if you have more than one child. Still think it's a great idea :)<br /><br />Poop talk is ONLY acceptable about the younger set though, obviously, Mr. Neighbor.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10517881134257975071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-79817606069502370252009-08-14T21:08:28.146-04:002009-08-14T21:08:28.146-04:00Cute Post!! I so remember those days. I like my ...Cute Post!! I so remember those days. I like my privacy too and now that my kids are grown, no more poop talk or celebrations.Judyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08294409781417087833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-72585649297463099262009-08-14T20:13:56.339-04:002009-08-14T20:13:56.339-04:00Everyone poops!Everyone poops!The Blonde Duckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00085499120024055465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-64948364932763117882009-08-14T19:55:48.447-04:002009-08-14T19:55:48.447-04:00Talking about poop doesn't really bother me th...Talking about poop doesn't really bother me that much. I'd rather not know every detail but if I heard it I wouldn't want to gag or anything. <br />I do like to poop in privacy though. I guess things get more interesting with kids :)Innahttp://tannainna.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-72191527480378476352009-08-14T17:45:54.310-04:002009-08-14T17:45:54.310-04:00Haha! This was on my mind just the other day (not ...Haha! This was on my mind just the other day (not the poopy diaper thing, but the privacy issue). Someone told me that she and her hubby walk in on each other all the time while their "doing their bidness". She brushes her teeth while he's on the pot, etc. <br /><br />I told her that I love being around my man but the LAST place I want to be is in the bathroom while he's squeezing one out. lol!J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.com