tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post4286115654556894125..comments2023-10-16T09:53:35.303-04:00Comments on Lets have a cocktail...: First, smear peanut butter on your new suede sofaJennyMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14594526663480442855noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-4040738994445574332009-10-29T17:37:56.796-04:002009-10-29T17:37:56.796-04:00This is funny as shit. Well done!This is funny as shit. Well done!R. Bowmanhttp://iamhilarious.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-45337667886470539912009-10-29T13:26:40.255-04:002009-10-29T13:26:40.255-04:00THIS. Is pure brilliance. I need to tweet this. ...THIS. Is pure brilliance. I need to tweet this. And probably print it out and tape it to my wall. Totally scored!The Absence of Alternativeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05395320989489560756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-19114801459674524282009-10-29T10:29:18.134-04:002009-10-29T10:29:18.134-04:00Oh I love it!!!!! ;0)Oh I love it!!!!! ;0)Chic Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01803588856685163353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-63157763620444463302009-10-29T06:52:26.525-04:002009-10-29T06:52:26.525-04:00I love this .... but thats the easy part!
Just wai...I love this .... but thats the easy part!<br />Just wait when the teenagers arrive!!!!!Marina Saclley @ Iced VoVo'shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02958935037285996387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-62186365768574630692009-10-29T01:03:02.972-04:002009-10-29T01:03:02.972-04:00thanks, i'm never having sex again. just in ca...thanks, i'm never having sex again. just in case.Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09785410942672396516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-78630591732222482902009-10-28T22:38:13.075-04:002009-10-28T22:38:13.075-04:00LOLOLOL..I LOVE this!!!LOLOLOL..I LOVE this!!!Muthering Heightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06660310558298459636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-9324343565280498402009-10-28T22:27:15.519-04:002009-10-28T22:27:15.519-04:00Right on! I have a 'luxury' car (whatever...Right on! I have a 'luxury' car (whatever, I bought it used) AND two kids. Now my Audi has gooey once-food-like products under the booster seats and red fruit punch stains all over the carpet. I will say that the heated seats make it easier to get the goo off though.Andrea McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093335086443535447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-59786912020748749292009-10-28T18:41:09.450-04:002009-10-28T18:41:09.450-04:00You know, you really might be the funniest person ...You know, you really might be the funniest person I have ever read. And I know funny.Lemonade Makin' Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404173701815078504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-75312215291426267262009-10-28T15:59:16.238-04:002009-10-28T15:59:16.238-04:00LMAO....Love it, I remember seeing this somewhere ...LMAO....Love it, I remember seeing this somewhere before and thought it was funny.<br /><br /><br />I'm going to have to steal this at some point ;) Thanks for stopping by my blog today!Charlene Julianihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158666031249993821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-40355412782838582472009-10-28T15:36:17.124-04:002009-10-28T15:36:17.124-04:00result: Not ready. Is it weird that I realized I&#...result: Not ready. Is it weird that I realized I'd have to buy maternity clothes but i did NOT realize that I wouldn't be wearing my current clothes? that spells the sads for me.Martinis or Diaper Genies?https://www.blogger.com/profile/16424739699068711593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-13446429576098774232009-10-28T15:31:17.794-04:002009-10-28T15:31:17.794-04:00THIS IS HYSTERICAL!! I have to borrow it, I will l...THIS IS HYSTERICAL!! I have to borrow it, I will link you :)Julianne Hendricksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09232303316752048190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-46259432732046658892009-10-28T14:42:31.976-04:002009-10-28T14:42:31.976-04:00My friend's 3 1/2 year old is staying with me ...My friend's 3 1/2 year old is staying with me for 2 nights and I'm going to hide the peanut butter and start child proofing when I get home!Stereos and Souffleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13721526839720168802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-24503858816840288842009-10-28T12:24:01.591-04:002009-10-28T12:24:01.591-04:00So funny, so true. I tried to comment yesterday bu...So funny, so true. I tried to comment yesterday but got kicked out. I thought about this post last night as I was taking a late shower after my son threw up on me. Sigh...sitting on the mood swing at the playgroundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11490776073033413587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-39915517414702514812009-10-28T12:19:39.551-04:002009-10-28T12:19:39.551-04:00HAHAHA! Loved this. Forgot one though...
Whine T...HAHAHA! Loved this. Forgot one though... <br /><br />Whine Test: One spouse should fill a mammoth balloon with air, and then very, very slowly allow air to escape through the stretched neck, making sure the high pitched squeal reaches extreme decibels. The other spouse should attempt to make dinner and/or do other important tasks at the same time, while the balloon wielding spouse follows them and occasionally wraps themselves around their left leg. Repeat daily for several years, and at no time attempt to beat up or scream at the balloon bearer.Jenn@ You know... that blog?http://youknowthatblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-31607605811619121172009-10-28T12:02:47.615-04:002009-10-28T12:02:47.615-04:00Hahah!! That gave me a good chuckle alright :)
I ...Hahah!! That gave me a good chuckle alright :)<br /><br />I am now following! Love your blog!Pandorah's Boxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17675389717822828644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-82344259342572368972009-10-28T11:57:47.600-04:002009-10-28T11:57:47.600-04:00This is so so funny. Guess I'm not ready, I ca...This is so so funny. Guess I'm not ready, I can tell you that much!Dina's Dayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10301365388184358474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-61703019045172360132009-10-28T05:00:08.541-04:002009-10-28T05:00:08.541-04:00JM this has to be one of the best posts I've e...JM this has to be one of the best posts I've ever read! I laughed so much I was snorting, that is so unattractive! <br /><br />I may have to link you on this. The lego one, your right, it may as well be bloody roof tacks.<br /><br />10 out of 10 girl!<br />xxx<br /><br />ps why didn't I read this before it was too late .. sniff sob. Just kidding folksdebra@dustjackethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02397055465607649038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-39654581773137393052009-10-28T00:48:56.687-04:002009-10-28T00:48:56.687-04:00No one ever tells you how gross having kids can be...No one ever tells you how gross having kids can be. Dirty diapers, food everywhere, sticky hands, it's just icky.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-87529064398460580962009-10-28T00:28:32.742-04:002009-10-28T00:28:32.742-04:00I'm loving the jug in the air! That is so per...I'm loving the jug in the air! That is so perfect! Oh lego's you kill me, those and those stupid airplanes. Oh the joys of boys!!!<br /><br />Eiffel tower ok Martha you're killing me! LOL :)Alexis AKA MOMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10829562970824293447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-51402718364231386662009-10-28T00:26:08.572-04:002009-10-28T00:26:08.572-04:00I love this!! It's all so true..I love this!! It's all so true..AiringMyLaundryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051140760624657630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-79764014311257831312009-10-27T23:56:31.421-04:002009-10-27T23:56:31.421-04:00That made me giggle as I venture in to baby #2That made me giggle as I venture in to baby #2Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06296525264018764113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-65701841878858327492009-10-27T23:52:00.330-04:002009-10-27T23:52:00.330-04:00Awesome and hilarious advice! I may have to pass ...Awesome and hilarious advice! I may have to pass this on to someone I know who is 'pondering'.<br /><br />It's remarkable how true it all is! Love it!Leah Rubinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748324754530747231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-41735129447974955962009-10-27T22:31:44.129-04:002009-10-27T22:31:44.129-04:00lol and thats just for starterslol and thats just for startersHeartsMakeFamilieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01083164042219429954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-73120057950574971162009-10-27T22:20:58.881-04:002009-10-27T22:20:58.881-04:00This is classic! I loved the one about the alliga...This is classic! I loved the one about the alligator out of an egg carton. I would have totally failed that oneChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01666221134973458983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269990339302416599.post-68099269800758513702009-10-27T21:21:02.623-04:002009-10-27T21:21:02.623-04:00I always wondered if there was a test out there!! ...I always wondered if there was a test out there!! You found it. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com