Thursday, July 14, 2011

Please bring back the meat dress

Perhaps the foulest piece of couture I have seen, bovine or otherwise, was the putrid dress hanging off the skinny bones of Lady Gaga that I shared my thoughts on previously.

And then I saw this:


And yes, it is a picture of Steve Buscemi. On a dress. Intended for women to wear. Actually ON their bodies.

So. That leads me to several additional thoughts:

1. Steve Buscemi, you are a bad ass in many respects. Boardwalk Empire? LOVE and you are indeed the the central and driving force on the show. A show in which would immediately decline in your absence. 
2. HOWEVER, you are not the prettiest doll in the bookcase so perhaps I will opt out of emblazoning my front and back with your menacing eyes and Scary o' clock shadow.
3. Even if this t-shirt mini dress were designed to included, oh let us say, Val Kilmer circa Top Gun or Mark Ruffalo, I am still going to opt out of wearing a giant face especially one in which the eyes sit peculiarly across my rack. No grazie.
4. Congratulations Black Milk, the design company from Australia. I didn't think it was possible but you have motivated me to say, GaGa PLEASE, bring back the meat dress.

Santa, if you hate me, this item is a great start to sabotaging my holiday celebration.

23 comments:

Simply Suthern said...

At least he wernt smiling and baring those ill aligned teeth.

vanilla said...

That's just stupid. Not your account, the dress.

the walking man said...

Would you wear it id it was Charlie Sheen? Just checking.

Intense Guy said...

Hey... if you wearing say, Val Kilmer you wouldn't be able to see him unless you had a mirror nearby... and then he would be "facing the wrong way" so to speak...

So I can see this dress being a big "fail".

Mighty M said...

Some ideas need to just stay on the paper or in the crazy person's head!

cfoxes33 said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Kristina P. said...

Have you seen the website of celebrities with Steve Buscemi eyes?

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

Enjoy.

Dreich said...

Would be quite cool if the wearers skin tone matched the persons face.

ipenka said...

Haha, look at the model's face.

She's thinking "WTH am I doing? No gig is worth this humiliation..."

Wow, that was awkward said...

But you'd totally wear a Steve Buscemi bikini, right?

Pricilla said...

There are no words...

Eva Gallant said...

Rather Bizarre, to say the least!

Eric said...

Haha, at least Buscemi kind of sounds like a designer Italian label. I bought some shirt from Zagiri last week.

Bouncin' Barb said...

All these dresses are for is attracting attention and yelling out "look at me, look at me". Why else would you do something that ridiculous?

K A B L O O E Y said...

Hahaaha. At least the point of his neckline isn't hitting her crotch. And at least it isn't Bieber. I like Steve Buscemi, but I wouldn't want to wear him.

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

I agree that Steve Buscemi is not a face I would pick, if I were a face wearing kinda woman, which I'm not. I believe face wearing is about 11-13 for us girls, i.e., New Kids On the Block, Michael Jackson and back in my day, The Beatles. OK, I don't think the Ringo shirt was a big seller either.

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

I agree that Steve Buscemi is not a face I would pick, if I were a face wearing kinda woman, which I'm not. I believe face wearing is about 11-13 for us girls, i.e., New Kids On the Block, Michael Jackson and back in my day, The Beatles. OK, I don't think the Ringo shirt was a big seller either.

Maria said...

Good God! That face was NOT meant to be enlarged. Amen to the meat dress, I think...

So. Cal. Gal said...

Johnny Depp or Paul Rudd? Absolutely!
This guy? Not so much.

Isn't he one of the guys from Fargo (the movie, not the city)?

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

At least it wasn't a picture of Jason Alexander in that stupid cheesecake pose. Ugh.

secret agent woman said...

Teens with their favorite rock star's face, maybe. Adults with anyone's image, no.

hotpants™ said...

Buscemi will forever be the crazy guy in Billy Madison. I love him.

The Constant Complainer said...

Loved Buscemi in "Fargo" but not on an article of clothing!!!