Perhaps the foulest piece of couture I have seen, bovine or otherwise, was the putrid dress hanging off the skinny bones of Lady Gaga that I shared my thoughts on previously.
And then I saw this:
And yes, it is a picture of Steve Buscemi. On a dress. Intended for women to wear. Actually ON their bodies.
So. That leads me to several additional thoughts:
1. Steve Buscemi, you are a bad ass in many respects. Boardwalk Empire? LOVE and you are indeed the the central and driving force on the show. A show in which would immediately decline in your absence.
2. HOWEVER, you are not the prettiest doll in the bookcase so perhaps I will opt out of emblazoning my front and back with your menacing eyes and Scary o' clock shadow.
3. Even if this t-shirt mini dress were designed to included, oh let us say, Val Kilmer circa Top Gun or Mark Ruffalo, I am still going to opt out of wearing a giant face especially one in which the eyes sit peculiarly across my rack. No grazie.
4. Congratulations Black Milk, the design company from Australia. I didn't think it was possible but you have motivated me to say, GaGa PLEASE, bring back the meat dress.
Santa, if you hate me, this item is a great start to sabotaging my holiday celebration.