It is officially cold. Everywhere, including Georgia. We were sprinkled with approximately 200 flakes of snow. And then freezing rain last night caused more than 1000 accidents in a very short time frame. We do not know how to do cold, let's be honest. However, two years ago we did have snow which provided the opportunity for us to demonstrate something essential to our son: a snowball fight. It was short lived but everyone can have fun in the snow. Unless you are a dirty little snow lady. OR you are not dirty at all but your neighbors are either super conservative or they simply suck.
In New Jersey, Eliza Gonzales and her 21 year old daughter and 12 year old son created a tribute that puts your fat round balled snowman to shame. They created a Venus de Milo.
Until the local police department was called. And an officer was dispatched. And told them to cover up her snowy lady bits. You know, the fake lady bits that don't actually look like lady bits at all. Yes, those snowy lady bits. So they found a bikini and a sarong for their creation.
I understand the need to protect children from certain imagery but this seems like a big white stretch to me. Perhaps I am too liberal.
Said Gonzalez "[She is] curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious," And you have to love a Mom who not only can make the world's best snow art but also one who knows the word booty-licious. She also knows the word douchelicious because that word applies to the tattler.