Today, join me for a game. Let's call it Who Is Dumber. If neither of these stories is about you, you are automatically a winner. As for who is actually dumber here, you decide.
A Florida man who likes child porn blamed it all on kitty cat. Last week, Keith Griffin from Jensen Beach, FL, was charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was simply downloading music. And while he momentarily left the room, his cat pounced on his keyboard. He returned to find "strange things" on his computer. I kid you not, this is all in the sheriff's report.
Really Mr Griffin? Your cat is responsible for downloading more than 1000 images? Of porn? And the most atrocious kind of porn at that?
And cats can type? Than what in the world is our lazy Dakota just doing sleeping all day when there are things to do!?!?!? She could certainly be put to use as "Blog Writing Assistant".
And couldn't you come up with something better? Your cousin? Your foolish kid brother? A neighbor? Your cat is perhaps the worst possible scapegoat. Of all time.
And while Mr. Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond, the sheriff's report also noted the cat has not been charged. REALLY? Don't make me add you to the contest, person who wrote the sheriff's report. I think we all know the cat is not going to be charged.
Enjoy the Federal Pen Mr. Griffin. You will be a nice treat for some of the long-timers. Guess what, they don't like pedophiles in prison.
Contestants 2 & 3:
First, I am sure the Principal of the Humboldt County, CA school where this Nurse worked wondered why kids were constantly wanting to lay on the cots in the Nurse's office.
These two women were selling pot-laced Rice Krispies treats to undercover officers at a three-day reggae concert in Mendocino County. Oh, I know...no one would ever sell, buy, or smoke pot at an outdoor concert.
However, Molly Rombalski, 36, the school nurse, and Theresa Tripp, 38, a teacher, are facing trial on accusations that include marijuana sales and possession of marijuana for sale. Ms. Tripp must have been high because she also attempted to run away from the arresting officer. Unsuccessful, she was apprehended and had a few more charges piled on.
Ms. Tripp, do you need me to tell you to NEVER attempt to run from a police officer? Next time you get the inkling, just go to YouTube and look up "Tazer victims". Hopefully that will cure your fidgety feet.
When they first offered the treats to the undercover officers at $2.50 each, the officers declined. However, these entrepreneurs kept up their sales pitch until it ended in arrest.
Umm, you put pot in your lightly colored Rice Krispie treat? If I were to choose a vehicle in which to hide something, I would not select a Rice Krispie treat to do it. Did you also sell your pot-infused water? Water would have fit your theme of Things You Can Easily Detect Pot In.
Further, the ladies gave the old wink-wink to the officers and the "Are you sure? These are going really fast..." Wink wink wink. Guess how the officers discovered the pot? BY LOOKING.
No one puts oregano in Rice Krispie treats so the jig was up. Have fun not being allowed back on school property. No, they were not selling to children. However, the School Board likely doesnt want faculty members with access to pot, AND this stupid on their payroll.
Bless your hearts ladies, and not in the good way.
Who is dumber? Ummm, I think its a tie.
Who is a bigger scumbag? Oh, the good time gals don't hold a candle to vile CatMan.